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I have a surprise for you, Oliver. I wallpapered your room today! Wallpaper! In my laboratory? In my private think tank?! I picked the design myself! Go Look! Fearlessly, the male offspring strides toward what must surely be a truly gargantuan, aesthetic catastrophe... pink choo-choo trains? Striped blimps? The mind boggles! Oliver enters room with giant Michael Jackson wallpaper.